North Pole, Earth
I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kelli's Office party. It was Nate who spiked the punch with too much Red Cowboy. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like nag champa.
I thought it was funny when I put Bodi's shirt on my head and danced the chamber dance on the chair while singing `Pimpin' All Over The World'. I didn't mean to break Kelli's stereo and don't know why Kelli would accuse me of stealing.
I don't remember calling Bodi's wife a lovely sheep---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Kim's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a smelly cat and have me arrested for robbing!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all beautiful and little. And I'm really not to blame for any of this tiny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and graciously yours,
Christy (Really a nice Girl!)
P.S. It's only 4 bucks!
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I hope everyone has a safe & very fun holiday :)